Ni reklame za vaše automobile nisu sigurne. Točno, došli su po Renault. Najnoviji oglas Renault Clia, koji navodno slavi 30 godina europskog hatchback-a, više zanima potaknuti gledatelje na ideju o trljanju Clia ako je "O" zamijenjen s "T".
The ad starts innocent enough, with a slowdown rendition of Oasis’ “Wonderwall” played against a backdrop of clips featuring two young girls befriending one another in their youth. After several years of separation they reunite and spend the day and night together engaged in lesbian make-out sessions.
Eventually they grow older, grow apart, and one of them realizes that if she doesn’t want to end up with a genetically extinct legacy she’s going to have to procreate, and so she does the one thing most normal people do: she gets married and has a kid.
The ad rounds out with the two reuniting years later. Though it’s unclear if the brunette left her husband and took the kid with her or if she was just visiting with her lesbian lover again, but the ambiguity seems to suggest (and encourage) that women take their husband’s kid(s) and run off with a high school fling to round out your mid-life.
Funnily enough, they have two versions of the ad: one clocks in at two minutes and 10 seconds while the other is just a minute long. What’s the difference between the two? Well, it’s a truncated version of the same thing. It still features a couple of the kisses, but a lot of the other scenes are left out. It does include a few more shots of the actual car, though.
Zamjenski oglas možete pogledati u nastavku.
Unlike Gillette’s woke ads, the Renault ads were well received among European viewers.
You have to keep in mind that most of Europe is converged. They’re completely okay with cultural replacement, the dissolution of national identity, and the promotion of societal anarchy.
Zbog toga je Britanija u nemiru, Švedska je u kaosu, a Njemačka je na rubu preokreta.
Sve je to podstaknuto korporacijama u namjeri da guraju društvenopolitičke programe umjesto da samo pokušavaju ljudima prodati proizvode.
Prava tragedija ovdje je Clio.
The car gets almost zero screen time in an ad that’s supposed to be about the Clio.
In fact, you get a clearer focus and view of the two lesbians putting their tongues through tango workout than you do the car that’s supposed to be the subject of the advertisement.
U svakom slučaju, Renault možete dodati na popis automobilskih tvrtki koje su se probudile. Hoće li Europljani biti dovoljno pametni ili neće ih voditi prema probijanju, sasvim je druga priča.
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