Kirurški simulator čini kirurgiju sjajnom opet s Donald Trumpom DLC

Naslov piše sam ... ponajviše zato što je to programer Bossa Studios napisao na stranici s ažuriranjima za novi, besplatni DLC s predsjedničkom nadom, Donaldom J. Trumpom. DLC omogućava igračima da operiraju Donalda, zamjenjujući mu kosu, povlačeći ga za ego isklesanu kosu i, možda, čineći ga novim zlatnim standardom za ono što bi predsjednik trebao biti.

GameSpot pokupila vijesti iz posta iznad na Službena Parna stranica, where the team jokingly writes…

“‘Inside Donald Trump’ allows you to step into the hands of a master surgeon, dedicated to saving Mr Trump’s life by replacing his ailing heart – but will you replace it with a heart of gold, or a heart of stone? THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

 

“There are lots of new professional-grade medical tools to help you with your surgery; you can ease Donald’s medicated sleep using Trump Vodka, gently caress him with a meaty Trump Steak or loosen his organs with the Trump Tower, plus a few other Trump-related surprises (some of them involving hands).”

 

There are some sick burns in the comment section of the Gamespot article on Hillary Clinton, but given how left-leaning today’s media is, don’t expect to see Clinton headlining any DLC anytime soon. Let’s also not forget that featuring Hillary in anything less than an exemplary role of representing her status as a high profile politician could easily be misconstrued (and misconveyed) by the media as an attack on Hillary and an act of misogyny.

Prije pet godina mogao sam napisati taj prethodni odlomak s podsmijehom na licu i odjeljkom s komentarima punim liberala koji raspravljaju o tome kako zagovaraju slobodu izražavanja i kako konzervativci pokušavaju potisnuti govor. Danas je taj paragraf napisan s tmurnim spoznajama da je stvarna stvarnost da su cenzura i lijeve regresivne medijske antikvitete norma. Prava sramota.

Anyway, if you don’t take politics too seriously you can at least have a bit of fun at the expense of Trump in kirurg Simulator, DLC je besplatan svima koji već posjeduju godišnjicu izdanja kirurg Simulator ili možete preuzeti kopiju izdanja za godišnjicu za $ 2.59 iz Parna trgovine upravo sada tijekom 80% popusta na igru ​​u proslavi novog Trump DLC-a. Alternativno, Donald Trump DLC možete dobiti za $ 2.99 zasebno, ili tijekom 80% popusta za samo $ 0.59.

Odlomak kirurg Simulator DLC s Donald Trumpom dostupan je samo za PC, Teška sreća PS4 owners, it looks like surgery won’t be made great again… for you.